It is New Years Eve and you find yourself sitting at a restaurant on Bourbon St. in New Orleans.  You have been chugging down cup after cup of root beer for the last hour, stuffing your face with fried finger foods; eating the depressed loneliness away.

It is only a few minutes before the ball drops. The T.V. is turned to a news channel, with the party in New York airing. The atmosphere in the restaurant is electric with many cheerful couples and friends. You set your 7th frog leg bone down, licking your lips of the grease. While not as cheerful as you would be had you been with all your friends, this is still one of the better days you’ve had in the last few months.

As the time counts down to midnight, everyone begins to gather near one of the many large screen T.V.s. You follow suite and join in on the count down.

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

Smooch.

You’re taken aback as some random girl in the crowd grabs your face and kisses you. She turns and gives others kisses too. You smirk as the cheers and clinking glasses flood the room. You brush your arm as your face flushes and you go back to your seat.

Hopefully 2013 will be a better year for you. Hopefully you’ll rejoin with friends whom you’ve missed dearly. 

Hopefully.

happy birthday darck!

John: Be John 11 hours ago

What do you mean be John 11 hours ago? It’s only 1 pm.

As it stands, you are currently currently sitting in your cell waiting to be taken the the county courthouse. You are scheduled to be taken out to the police van at 1:15, your trial to start at 2:30. The plan your lawyer and you have is to plead temporary insanity and hope for a reduced sentence. You personally expect the jury of peers to find you guilty and worthy of the death penalty. 

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what kinds of prison food are they giving you
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who told you i was in prison?

also, i haven’t heard from you in a while, how are you?

The Jig is Up

The news is out.

They finally found you.

The renegade who hid away,

Retrieved for a bounty.

Never more to stray

This’ll be the end today

Of the wanted man.

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ebuddies:

we use the word “the” so much but there’s no actual definition of it just think about that for a moment

the

Adjective:

1. Denoting one or more people or things already mentioned or assumed to be common knowledge: “what’s the matter?”; “call the doctor”.

2. Used to refer to a person, place, or thing that is unique: “the Queen”; “the Mona Lisa”; “the Nile”.

this is a really good theme A+ 2 u
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thanks!

((thank my fiance. she is the one who actually knows a thing or two about themes.))

drolljester:

jakemothafuckinmuller:

Shit’s really starting to hit the fan in my house, and I’m unsure if I even want to stay in the same state as my family.

My mother is refusing to feed me, and recently I was offered food, but only if I break up with my boyfriend. The only reason they hate him and are punishing me for it is because ‘He’s not a real boy’.

I’m terrified of my mother, my father isn’t backing me up at all, and I cannot strain my grandparents. Moving in with other family is also out of the question because of what happened in Michigan this summer.

I’m afraid that I’m unable to confidently sell human art, so here we have (Mostly) pony and chibi art.

I WILL ALSO STREAM THE MAKING-OF IF YOU SO WISH!(Obviously the digital parts only)

Any and all payments are directed to my Paypal, DJRaiinbow@hotmail.com. Alternatively, use a Money Order to send payments directly to me, I will give you the info.

Any other questions, do NOT hesitate to reach me on the following;

• ASKS.
• Fanmail
• Skype: Ashton.Nicole.K
• E-Mail: arachnidsgalanty@hotmail.com
• Pesterchum: clockworkArachnid

I’m also selling

Quite a few adoptables

For a lot less

Than I should be

Selling them

For. :)

If you don’t want my art, buying these gorgeous characters will also help me out of this toxic environment.

Even if you don’t want my art/Adoptables, just reblogging this will help.

Thank you.

Thanksgiving/Black Friday Sales

.:: Di s c o u n t s ::.
- Full Color commissions are now 50% off!
- Chibi/Derps are $2 EACH
- Buy one sketch, Get another FREE.
- Buy two Linearts, Get a third FREE.
- Give me $15 and I’ll draw you a page full of nothing but dicks. and not stick figure dicks, actual dicks. Of various sizes, shapes and species.

please help this friend of mine out. she’s currently living in an abusive household and needs money to get her out of there and to some place safe.

(Source: jakemotherfuckingmuller)

hogwarts-facebook:

hogwarts-facebook:

MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME IN HALF AN HOUR AND I DECIDED TO PLAY A PRANK ON THEM

THEY ALWAYS JOKE WHEN THEY LEAVE ME HOME ALONE “MAKE SURE YOU DONT KILL ANYONE” AND WALK AWAY LIKE ITS REALLY FUNNY

WELL ITS MY TURN TO BE FUNNY

SO I LIKE COVERED ALL OUR KNIVES IN BLOOD AND PUT BLOOD ALL OVER THE SINK AND KITCHEN

AND I MADE A BLOODY TRAIL TOWARDS THE GARAGE

AND WHEN THEY COME HOME THEY’LL FIND ME IN THE GARAGE WITH A GIANT BIN BAG STUFFED FULL OF CRAP

AND I’LL JUST BE SITTING THERE

GRINNING

WITH A KNIFE IN MY HAND

ok so MY DAD AFTERWARDS WENT TO MAKE TEA WHILE I GOT RID OF THE PAINT

SO THEN MY DAD MADE TEA FOR ME AND HE PUT THIS HUGE PIECE OF LEMON IN THE TEA SO I WAS LIKE OK, HE ALWAYS DOES THAT

BUT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH MY TEA THE PIECE OF LEMON STARTED TO GET IN THE WAY SO I DECIDED TO REMOVE IT AND FINISH MY TEA IN PeECE

THEN I SCREAMED AND NEARLY DROPPED MY FUCKING CUP BECAUSE HE HAD SOMEHOW GOT A PICTURE OF A SLUG AND STUCK IT TO THE BOTTOM TO MAKE IT LOOK 3D AND I AM FUCKING TERRIFIED OF SLUGS OK

SO THATS WHY HE PUT THE FUCKING LEMON ON MY TEA TO COVER UP THE FUCKING SLUG WHICH LOOKED SO FUCKING REAL

MY FAMILY IS FUCKING CRAZY

(Source: hogwartsfacebook)

spacephase:

mememaster:

turklet:

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE

So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket

THEY NEED TO TEACH THIS SHIT IN SCHOOL SERIOUSLY LIKE I’M GOING TO USE THE KNOWLEDGE OF CALCULATING THE SLOPE OF A LINE MORE THAN HOW THE FUCK MY PANTS ARE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO WORK

this is what it’s for.

reblog if you didn’t unfollow or send hate to someone because of their opinion on election day

circlecasting:

i’m really curious to see if this will get any notes at all

VOTE FOR LOCAL, STATE, AND NATIONAL OFFICIALS TOMORROW PASS IT ON

(Source: CNN)

bluedragonmedia:

Hey guys, look what we did at Youmacon today!

Thank you all to participated to make this excellent photo! Thank you so much :D

((hey look! it’s me as the nic of time on the tip of the right ear. i had so much fun with that.))

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((ooc post:

checking in @youmacon2012. already been around a bit, bought the complete series of last exile in the dealers room. we’re gonna hit up some other panel before stopping in to the concert around 10 to see spg. not sure what else is we’re gonna do. if you’re here and want to meet up with me, send me an ask and i’ll give you my cell# and we can figure stuff out.))